The ‘F’ Word
August 30, 2006
During the first year of our marriage we lived on and off with my wife’s folks. I have a minor case of dyslexia and was certain we were to cleave and after that leave. So then our bedroom where we cleaved happened to be right smack above theirs. It lead us to nickname our bed ‘squeaky when we’re pinky’. Anyhow, one day right as we were walking out their door the ‘F’ word slipped out my mouth. But I did, like a gentleman, apologize to ‘wife’s mom’ for saying the ‘F’ word in her home. The ‘F’ word stands for ‘fart’ for you less religious folk. Ever since then, being dyslexic, I somehow got the words ‘toot’ and ‘fart’ mixed around. I know this because my kids say ‘fart’ when this whole time I thought I was teaching them ‘toot’. I’ve since given up and incorporated the ‘F’ word into our family vocab, which lead me to the chorus I wrote for my kids this morning. "When you fart, it clears a pathway to your heart. We love to fart"







