Cannibals Christmas Ditty

December 18, 2006

♫Chest’n nuts roasting, on an open fire♫
♫Jack and Ross nipping on your nose♫
♫Julie and Carol being being strung o’er the bri♫
♫And Folks dressed up with twine and cloves♫

♫Everybody knows ole Timmy and his tasty toes♫
♫Help to make the seasoning right♫
♫Tiny slots where his eyes used to glow♫
♫He’ll find it hard to sleep tonight♫

♫They know that Santa’s on his way♫
♫He’s bloated, hot, big and tasty seared to taste♫
♫And every mothers child is going to pry♫
♫To see if they can get a piece of Santa’s Thigh♫

♫And so we’re offering this tender plate♫
♫Two kids from some place we don’t know♫
♫Although we’ve been fed many guys many ways♫
♫It’s all delicious, and it’s Christmas, was that Gary’s mistress?, to you♫

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  1. Good lord…did I somehow inspire that?

    Comment by christopher — December 19, 2006 @ 5:18 am

  2. Indeed, I got carried away. You are a great inspiration.

    Comment by Administrator — December 19, 2006 @ 5:56 pm

  3. A piece of Santa’s thigh…that is an unusually disturbing thought.

    Comment by christopher — December 20, 2006 @ 1:46 am

  4. I’ve read it so many times and it still makes me laugh! You are a sick, sick man. I love you for it.

    Comment by Pretty Wife — December 20, 2006 @ 4:08 am

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